5 Lifehacks For Living With A Terrible Attention Span

What’s the deal with folks like us, huh? Do we eat too much sugar and caffeine? Not get enough sleep or masturbation? Undiagnosed ADD? Or is it the meth? Whatever the cause, if you can stop rearranging the Pacific Rim action figures on your desk and pay attention to what I’m telling you for just 2,000 words, I’ll give you some tips that just might save your life. Or marriage. Or job. Oh, and I promise not to make any “har har, what was I talking about?” jokes just because I don’t know how to end a paragraph.